TRUMP TAX REPORTS ARE BOOKS APPARENTLY BOUND IN HUMAN SKIN FROM THE FEMALE PROGENY

BEDMINSTER, NJ - A 20-year-old book that appears to be bound in human skin has been found on the grounds of the 17^th hole buried in a sand trap of the Golf Course, Trump’s home away from home following a burglary.

Detectives were trying to return Trump’s property and believe it may have been taken from the country club office library.

Much of the text is in fine branding iron, and it was not uncommon around the time of Trump’s family of the ‘forties and ‘fifties for books to be covered in human skin.

The practice, known as anthropodermic bibliopegy, was sometimes used in the 18th and 19th centuries when accounts of murder trials were bound in the killer's skin.

Anatomy books also were sometimes bound in the skin of a dissected cadaver. In World War II, Nazis were accused of using the skin from Holocaust victims to bind books.

In a brief statement, Bedminster Police said the ledger, which contained branding iron marks, appears up to date, and they the personal private accounting records of Trump’s world-wide holdings.

According to reports from the Bedminster police Trump explained, “The book is made up from my many daughter’s skins, from the back.

Most people don’t know this about our family, but we can grow skin at will. I take a sterile scalpel, Ivanka, Tiffany, etc., opens their backs, I take about, oh, a two-feet by one and half foot rectangle, and tan the skin. It doesn’t bother the girls their skin grows back with a matter of minutes, a tremendous genetic plus in my genetic make-up… We have lots of books from my family’s skins.”

The Bedminster Police Dep’t put two photographs of the book on their Web site, but officers were unwilling on Saturday to answer any questions about it, including the book's subject matter.