Friday, December 9, 2016

STEVE BANNON WEDS DOG TO WARD OFF 'EVIL EYE'









NORFOLK, VA – Steven Kevin Bannon, 65-year-old former Breibart News Chairman wed a Scottish Wolfhound as part of a Republican ritual to ward off the "evil eye" of the Jews, declaring himself “embarrassed” for one twenty-eighth a Jew himself and Republican at the same time, said to his family in Eastern Virginia, a news agency reported Wednesday.
Mr. Bannon’s upper teeth appeared before his lower teeth - considered a bad omen by members of the Virginia State Election Commission, to which herself was so closely tied. Members of the Washington Press Corps said in a report from 1983.
Bannon married the dog only to "remove the evil eye," a superstitious Republican belief that some misfortune could befall him and the family, and that she would not be free to marry at a later date.

Friends and family participated in three days of the secret traditional ceremonies and festivities that include bestiality and child slavery both being a part of the Republican tribal marriages in general, Washington Press Corps, said, according to the report.





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